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A teacher friend of mine was trying to give a lesson to a bunch of 6 year olds. They completely ignored her, and started rolling around on the floor of the classroom shouting "Let's be snakes!"

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You can be the CEO of a corporation
You can help families plan their vacation
You can be a chef in a restaurant
You can be anything you want

Let’s be snakes!

You can grow up to be president
You can study wolves and live in a tent
We live in America Land of the Free
So you can be what you want to be

Let’s be snakes!

You can be a viral internet star
You can be the first to inhabit Mars
Join a sleep study and get paid to snooze
You can be anything you choose

Lets be snakes!

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from Still Fighting The Cola Wars, released August 13, 2021
Ollie Stench:
Roland TR-606
Electro Harmonix Mini Synth
Korg Monologue
EDP Wasp
Electro Harmonix Iron Lung

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