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lyrics

I’ve got a dog his name is Zeppo
He gets my scraps from Bucca di Beppo
But there’s one thing that I dread
And that’s when his coat starts to shed

Dog hair dog hair everywhere
Up my nose and in the air
In the rug and on the stairs
Dog hair dog hair everywhere

I have another dog her name is Leia
Se doesn’t like The Trapezoids she likes Ohio Players
She doesn’t jump up and ehe doesn’t beg
But she leaves a whole wig when she humps my leg

Dog hair dog hair everywhere
Up my nose and in the air
In my bed and on my chair
Dog hair dog hair everywhere

Adam has a dog and her name is Whiskey
She’s really cool even though she bit me
She’s so cute and a real sweetheart
Even though she tore my leg apart

Dog hair dog hair everywhere
Up my nose and in the air
So much hair it makes me swear
Dog hair dog hair everywhere

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from Still Fighting The Cola Wars, released August 13, 2021
Ollie Stench:
Roland TR-606
Electro Harmonix Mini Synth
Korg Monologue
EDP Wasp
Electro Harmonix Iron Lung

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