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Allergies
03:29
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The buds on the trees
The pollen in the breeze
They all make me sneeze
Allergies
Fishes from the deepest seas
Mushrooms are my enemies
Any food that’s Japanese
Allergies
Cats and dogs and their fleas
Penicillin that cures disease
They will make me cough and wheeze
Allergies
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Tuning In Tokyo
02:36
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A signal from so far away
No translation who’s to say
If it’s right or if it’s wrong
What’s the wave short or long
Twist the knobs and remove the wire
Stereo pair has me inspired
Not too fast and not too slow
Tuning in tuning in Tokyo
Through the ether and over the shoulder
My maneuvers are getting bolder
Slip the silk from the frequency
Enigmatic dual mystery
Twist the knobs and remove the wire
Stereo pair has me inspired
Not too fast and not too slow
Tuning in tuning in Tokyo
Exploring airspace in no man’s land
Picking up signals from across the sand
Bouncing off the stratosphere
I can’t believe what I’m doing here
Twist the knobs and remove the wire
Stereo pair has me inspired
Not too fast and not too slow
Tuning in tuning in Tokyo
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Pop Song #1
03:58
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Can you see me
When you close your eyes
Can you feel me
When you sleep at night
Will you miss me
If I go away
Will you kiss me
If I stay
Will you hold me
In your dreams
Will you know me
When we meet
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Something In My Eye
02:08
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I’ve got something in my eye
I’ve got something in my eye
I’m convinced I’m going blind
I’ve got something in my eye
Wednesday morning weather’s nice
Windows down out for a drive
Something fell out of the sky
Landed right in my left eye
Now I’ve got something in my eye
I’ve got something in my eye
I’m convinced I’m going blind
I’ve got something in my eye
Miles and miles pass me by
Irritation I can’t deny
Tears are falling I don’t cry
I’ve got something in my eye
I’ve got something in my eye
I’ve got something in my eye
I’m convinced I’m going blind
I’ve got something in my eye
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Dog Hair
03:57
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I’ve got a dog his name is Zeppo
He gets my scraps from Bucca di Beppo
But there’s one thing that I dread
And that’s when his coat starts to shed
Dog hair dog hair everywhere
Up my nose and in the air
In the rug and on the stairs
Dog hair dog hair everywhere
I have another dog her name is Leia
Se doesn’t like The Trapezoids she likes Ohio Players
She doesn’t jump up and ehe doesn’t beg
But she leaves a whole wig when she humps my leg
Dog hair dog hair everywhere
Up my nose and in the air
In my bed and on my chair
Dog hair dog hair everywhere
Adam has a dog and her name is Whiskey
She’s really cool even though she bit me
She’s so cute and a real sweetheart
Even though she tore my leg apart
Dog hair dog hair everywhere
Up my nose and in the air
So much hair it makes me swear
Dog hair dog hair everywhere
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Porky Piggin' It
02:40
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Take a chance
Drop your pants
Do the dance
Now you're Porky Piggin' it
Keep the shirt
Lose the skirt
It's won't hurt
Now you're Porky Piggin' it
Feel the breeze
On your knees
If you please
Now you're Porky Piggin' it
Now you're Porky Piggin' it
Now you're Porky Piggin' it
Now you're Porky Piggin' it
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BASIC: 20 GOTO 10
03:12
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Timex Sinclaire Timex Sinclaire
ZX-81 ZX-81
10 print quote
Basic end quote
Semi-colon 20 goto 10
Commodore Commodore 64
Vic 20 Max Machine
10 print quote
Basic end quote
Semi-colon 20 goto 10
TI99 Apple IIe
Atari 400 TRS-80
10 print quote
Basic end quote
Semi-colon 20 goto 10
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8. |
Let's Be Snakes
02:59
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You can be the CEO of a corporation
You can help families plan their vacation
You can be a chef in a restaurant
You can be anything you want
Let’s be snakes!
You can grow up to be president
You can study wolves and live in a tent
We live in America Land of the Free
So you can be what you want to be
Let’s be snakes!
You can be a viral internet star
You can be the first to inhabit Mars
Join a sleep study and get paid to snooze
You can be anything you choose
Lets be snakes!
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Cheap Sunglasses
03:29
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DIStORtED MEDIA Saint Paul, Minnesota
DIStORtED MEDIA is a label dedicated to releasing music by Ollie Stench and his friends. And bands he likes.
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